These are some early articles for a proposed sexual health in contemporary culture column. The column is to entertain readers with developments in sexuality and sexual health in the light of current medical knowledge. The policy is not that most things are wrong but how to enjoy finding out about them and to do them safely! The column is written by an ex-senior military medical officer and surgeon, who is currently involved in research and a young writer with a mid-life crisis. We feel that there are easily enough tastes, interests, concerns, fetishes and developments to ensure a regular lively column! We are open to discussing the articles in terms of size, style, visual support and possible advertising. Hope to hear from you soon!
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A Gentle Introduction to Fellatio
For a young lady learning the ways of the world, oral sex may be a little close to the bone. To giggle or to gag? That is the question! Sweet or sour? salty or savoury? Or perhaps even the latest Japanese flavour? Does she swallow or is she on a no-protein diet? Or will she not even look your little man in the eye? Her first time may be her last time if she doesn't share your bad tastes. So be social rather than selfish and make her first time tasteful.
If you would like to provide your partner with the haute cuisine of your own personal culinary delights on a frequent basis then perhaps you need to learn to prepare a meal that she may enjoy....? Or at five to fifteen calories, a snack at least. If she doesn't eat fish, you may reassure her that only one per cent of your semen is sperm. About thirty million of them but none of them will get caught in her nets.
The first part of preparing a gourmet meal is in arranging appetising ingredients, but visual hunger will not suffice at the macrobiotic level. Our senses of smell and taste are very connected and at a very intimate level it may be hard to discern which comes first. Certainly, your intended partner will be aware of your bouquet before, or if ever, pressing you close to her palate. So your first task is to ensure that your best friend has a pleasant fragrance. This does not mean that you should overdose on eau de cockogne! Rather that you should not smell unpleasant. Good personal hygiene is a must unless your partner is really into bad boys, of which more later...
Find out what your partners palate enjoys the most and aim your diet so that it pleases her taste buds. Don't forget though, that it may take twelve to twenty four hours to go through, so think ahead! Don't forget that your partner may wish to enjoy an apertif as well. Back in the sixties sex was colloquially known as 'french'. You may wish to use this as an inspiration. After all there must be something in it. In the sixties I remember a french gentleman on a bicycle cycling around town with his beret and a string of onions around his neck. Perhaps this was some secret housewives code for the more worldly provision of oral sex. Get your partner to cram onions, garlic and Gauloise into her mouth and then see what she tastes like...very unlikely that you will consider to imagine that oral sex is a particularly french disposition! Semen naturally tastes bitter and salty. If anything it needs sweetening, as an experiment you could always try tasting your own...would you swallow? end Part 1
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Viagra – A New Way to the Oldest Pleasure
Since 1998 a generation has had Viagra available to treat 'erectile dysfunction', a largely unheard of term before the introduction of Viagra. Men were either potent or impotent. There was the urban myth of 'Spanish Fly', some kind of obscure sexual irritant that may allow unlimited pouring of the milk of human kindness, but possibly cause more harm than good if it could ever be found. With no suitable treatment available, it was a dark time for 'men with difficulties'. Viagra seemed to be the stuff of riches, a way to bleed gold. Introduced as a prescribed treatment largely for middle-aged men, it is now often a recreational drug. But not yet available as 'anything for the weekend, sir?' in your barber shop. The blue diamond pills, an interesting presentation...are a hugely popular prescription.
Although the prescribed drug is aimed at older men who are not in the first flush of youth, it has been finding it's way onto the open market. As a recreational drug, an American study has shown that there is a greatly heightened use of sudenafil (the important chemical constituent of Viagra and some other prescribed stimulants) from cannabis users who acquire it 'on the street'. Whilst this study has been used to suggest that habitual cannabis use is more likely to require a use of sudenafil to counteract cannabis effect on their diminished libido, a relationship between cannabis use and organic erectile disfunction. Alternatively, it might be that cannabis-users are more used to a recreational drug lifestyle?!
The use of cocaine and ecstasy often causes coronary arteries to close and can sometimes give a heart attack. Viagra sanctions this as it has the opposite effect. Similarly, 'party' drugs often physically reduce the ability to party more intimately. This has given rise to combined use to provide the 'ups'. Whilst trying to 'push the envelope' may seem tobe necessary at a younger age. The reality is that only about half of the medical prescriptions are renewed. Whilst men may feel that their ability to wield their sword is what makes them so admired and lovable, in a relationship, intimacy and sensuality are seen by women as very important, so providing the desire and trust that long-term relationships need. This has been particularly shown with older couples where each partner may have their own separate needs and wishes. She may feel aged or ignored. He may feel that her lack of response is down to his physical loss of ability. end part 1
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Taking the urine?
Urban myths abound. One of the more 'new-age' urban myths is that your own urine whether applied internally or externally may cure a whole range of health conditions from athlete's foot through baldness, cancer and dandruff and if you have any conditions beginning with x, y or z it is probably able to cure them too. Is there any truth in any of this? Or are they only taking the piss?
Urine is a little different from faeces. You may have noticed. Faeces are food-waste products of the body. Our waste blood by-products are discharged as urine. Toxins are removed as it passes through the liver and then the waste blood is again filtered through the kidneys. So urine is fairly sterile, though it may pick up bacteria as it passes through the urethra and it may still carry any virus of it's owner. You
may easily pick up any of the usual suspects on your way downtown, messrs herpes, syphilis, gonnorhea and HIV are all waving their thumbs and ready to take a ride. So check the quality of the water before you drink from anyone else 's golden fountain.
Historically, urine has been used by the Aztecs to clean wounds and to relieve stomach and intestinal problems. Two thousand years ago, the northern European tribes used it as a tooth-whitener, in Britain until the fourteenth century the word used was 'piss'. After Geoffrey Chaucer bawdlerised it, the polite word used is urine. According to the Chinese news agency Xinhua, three million Chinese continue to drink it. Some yoga adepts drink it on a daily basis. They take it before daybreak and claim that it promotes meditation and visualisation. Our bodies produce most melatonin during the darkest hours of the night, so nocturnally produced urine is richest in melatonin. This could possibly ease jetlag. The yogis only use the urine of mid-stream thus avoiding any bacteria and smegma passed along from the urethra and foreskin. End part1
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